My Dog Says You Suck at Golf Tee

Your buddies will lie to you. Your dog won't.

The flagship line, on a shirt. Minimalist type, nothing shouty — the kind of tee where people read it, pause, and then look at you differently for the rest of the round.

For the golfer whose handicap has quietly become a personality trait, and the dog who has been keeping score.

• Soft, broken-in unisex fit
• True to size — size up for relaxed
• Printed to order in the USA